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Learning Southern Speak of Sensual Sissy Humiliation (Part One)

Southern Sissy Humiliation Talk

Sissy Mistress EmmaJane 800-601-6975

Sissy Mistress EmmaJane
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People just love to snicker about and take delight in the way we speak here in the South, finding our particular vernacular to be novel, cute, and amusing. It’s often joked that a Southern Woman -or Southern Mistress, as in this case- can cut you off at the knees with few words, the sweetest of tones, and a smile on her face. It’s true.

So… To be helpful to those of you who do not speak Southern belle, yet wish to experience sissy humiliation and embarrassment, I’m going to give you some insight with a few translations…

“How Do You Like My Frilly Sissy Dress?”

My response: “Honey, that dress suits you to a tee. It’s so girlie. It’s perfect for you!”

Meaning: When you ask me this, you already know you look like a real sissy explosion of pink paint, bows, ruffles, and crinoline, Miss Glamour Puss. It cannot possibly come as a news flash to you that you look silly and utterly ridiculous in your frou-frou frocks. Forget wondering whatever happened to Baby Jane! In fact, you put Baby Jane to shame in your girlie garb – and it makes me laugh whenever I think of you.

“Do I Look Like a Girl, Mistress?”

My response: “You look so sweet and precious – just like a perfect sissy girl.”

Meaning: Just thinking of hearing this question sends me into throes of laughter. Do YOU really think you look like a girl? A REAL girl? Do you think ANYONE would think you look like a “real”girl? At least I think we can agree that you certainly do NOT look like ANY kind of man – especially not a real one! Hmmm… Since you don’t look like a man OR a real woman, what DO you really look like? Whatever it is, it’s a hilarious hot mess, sissy!

Next time, we’ll talk about your panties and how amusing you are…

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In a Perfect Sissy World, What Would YOU Want?

When a Sissy Imagines More

Wondering how things could be, speculating as to what might be different, and pondering whether the proverbial grass is greener on the other side of the fence are all part of the human condition, especially for those -like sissies- who are restricted in expressing a vibrant, colorful, and very . . . → Read More: In a Perfect Sissy World, What Would YOU Want?

Gender question for en femme crossdresser or sissy

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Gender question from a crossdresser

** Listen to the Ms Olivia audio of this blog post **

I love getting emails because I get inspired by your comments, questions and ideas.  Sometimes I will post excerpts of the email here on the blog and then add my thoughts.

I’m always curious . . . → Read More: Gender question for en femme crossdresser or sissy

Crossdresser engagement

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** Listen to the Ms Olivia audio ** If you are a crossdresser

… then you have a wedding fantasy.  At least that’s true for the majority of crossdressers simply because there’s something so uniquely feminine about the whole bridal/wedding experience.  And crossdresser wedding lingerie is sexy to me!  I . . . → Read More: Crossdresser engagement

Ms Olivia asks about your sissy name

 ** Listen to the Ms Olivia sissy name audio ** Femme names are important

The name you choose to express your feminine side is important to any crossdresser or sissy!  I think this is particularly important with the power exchange fetish play that goes on between a Mistress and a sissy.  Often Mistress . . . → Read More: Ms Olivia asks about your sissy name

“Mistress, I Can’t Seem To Stop the Desire To Purge…” (Part Two)

Why Do You Purge?

Are you aware of your reason(s) for purging? Knowing why you purge can help end the cycle. Mistress EmmaJane 800-601-6975

While the driving forces my be the same, purging is a very subjective and individual experience. The reason you purge may seem obvious to you or you may feel . . . → Read More: “Mistress, I Can’t Seem To Stop the Desire To Purge…” (Part Two)

How often do you want to be femme

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Crossdressers and cycles of dressing en femme

How often do you want to dress en femme?  Does your crossdressing go in cycles or would you dress all the time if you were in a situation that allowed you to dress in women’s clothes.  I think this is a reasonable question . . . → Read More: How often do you want to be femme

The Mystery of Mistress’ Missing Panties

**Listen to the Audio Story by Ms. EmmaJane** Where DID I Put Those Panties?

Sissy, have you been coveting your Mistress’ panties?

Pink panties with white lace ruffles fluttering at the hips and a delicate white satin bow on front… Soft and so very silky… Such pretty and femme bikini panties… I . . . → Read More: The Mystery of Mistress’ Missing Panties

Ms Olivia: what is a real sissy

** Listen to the Ms Olivia sissy audio **

I got a comment from someone who used the term Real Sissy and we got to talking about what that means … especially in terms of the phone sex scene.  Phone sex is perfect for fantasy exploration and often feminization does not fit well . . . → Read More: Ms Olivia: what is a real sissy